Dumb warnings.

I noticed earlier today that the label on my underwear was reading "Keep away from fire", which made me laugh out loud.

It also reminded me of the Dumb warning web site, which gathers this kind of warnings found on labels, user's manual, etc.

Examples:
Unknown Air Conditioner
Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.

Rowenta Iron
Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.

Unknown Batman Costume
Warning: Cape does not enable user to fly.

Ansell Condoms
Do not return used condoms to the manufacturer through the mail.

Unknown Toilet Plunger
Caution: Do not use near power lines.

And my all time favorite:
Swedish Chainsaw
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.


Check it out if you're bored, it's a good laugh!