So the return from holiday is less painful...
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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, then pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands
up to leave, the manager shouts: "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager: "Hey man, I'm a panda! Look it up!" So the manager opens his dictionary and looks up the word "panda". "What does it say?" asks a confused onlooker. The boss reads: "Panda: A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterised by distinct black and white colouring. Eats shoots and leaves."
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I knew those things were evil... :)
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